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Betsey Horton

Writer Extraordinaire!

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Day: June 2, 2026

BLOG: Man vs Cockroach

Posted on June 2, 2026 by Betsey Horton
Oh my god. I can’t even right now. Ew. It’s so gross. I can’t. Okay, so, like, I know the realities of city life… but… so far, I have not had any direct encounters with cockroaches in my own house. My safe space. My cave. My little retreat where I...Read More
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BLOG: One Year Anniversary

Posted on June 2, 2026 by Betsey Horton
Tuesday. One year ago last night I got on a plane to Dubai. One year ago today, I landed. There I was promptly dumped by my fake fiancé after 48 hours for being “Too Much.” He was ten years too young for me anyway, and not ready for real commitment....Read More
Posted in BlogTagged Dubai, Hong Kong, South Dakota, the Island of Lost Guys, The Russian, The Wolf, UAELeave a comment

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Betsey Horton is an American writer and yoga teacher. She has traveled to 34 US States, 38 Native American Indian Reservations, and 12 countries. She currently lives in Hong Kong SAR. 🇭🇰

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