Hermès | Betsey Horton

BLOG: Just on My Way to Pick Up Some Sausage

Posted on July 11, 2026July 11, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Saturday. I am at the bottomless brunch. I am way too fucked up to be here without my sunglasses on. It’s a lot. The Beach Boys is playing on the radio. It’s a whole thing with my dead dad. I can’t even. What did I do last night? Oh my...Read More

BLOG: Men Aren’t Lonely Enough

Posted on July 10, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. Here I am at the Secret Society. It’s just me and a room full of old men, as per usual. Nothing interesting to eavesdrop on so far. Mostly just World Cup chatter. Snoozefest! How is the situation with my neighbor? Oh, well… just full of ups and downs, as...Read More

BLOG: Irish at SEA

Posted on April 21, 2026April 21, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday, later in the day. Still in a daze. Somehow made it over to the Kowloon side to hit up the Irish pub. Nothing a bit o’ stew and a pint can’t fix, am I right? No, you don’t understand. This is not alcohol. This is Guinness. It’s not the...Read More

BLOG: Stories from SEA

Posted on April 15, 2026April 16, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Thursday. Where does the time go? I have no idea. What am I doing? I have no idea. Making a mess of my life and my finances in pursuit of my insane dream to become a professional writer. Seriously, what am I doing right now? I should have just gone...Read More

BLOG: I’m Cracking the Egg Joke

Posted on April 7, 2026April 7, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday, again. How did I lose an entire week of time? Aside from the fact that it was raining blood and frogs. I feel like the time passes so fast here. It used to pass much slower in Bangkok. Speaking of Bangkok, I checked my web host mail and found...Read More

BLOG: Lady, Interrupted

Posted on March 19, 2026March 19, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Thursday. At the coffee shop. One of my barista friends was so happy to see me when I came in. She was like, “OMG you are literally the first normal person to come in here today. All morning it’s been tourists! They just keep getting weirder and weirder. And then...Read More

BLOG: Drinking, Dancing, and Riding

Posted on March 16, 2026March 17, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to All My Relations! Got my invite to the Guinness Happy Hour and I am readyyyyy to partayyyy!! I’ve never actually gotten “Guinness Drunk” before, let alone in a foreign country surrounded by rowdy Irish expats. God help us all. This is a brand new...Read More

BLOG: Freshen Me Up

Posted on March 13, 2026March 14, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. Currently feeling oddly refreshed after yesterday’s hike up the Peak. Must have been the combination of intense exercise, writing a story, and eating the cheeseburger. Also, I didn’t drink any alcohol yesterday, so that probably helped a lot. I didn’t sleep as well as I was hoping to, but...Read More

BLOG: Cuppa Tea?

Posted on March 11, 2026March 11, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday. It’s 1:30pm and I’m still in bed recovering from the epic emotional meltdown I had yesterday. This whole Bangkok situation is just… too much for me. I am so tired of misogynistic men and the women who enable them messing with my head. Some days I wish I could...Read More

BLOG: Feeling Just Fookin’ Grand

Posted on March 10, 2026March 10, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Here we are at the Irish Pub. I needed to get away from my neighborhood today because there is so much construction going on. The noise was destroying my ears. Plus I was so angry after writing my previous story that I had to get up and walk around to...Read More

Betsey Horton

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