BLOG: Stories from SEA

Thursday. Where does the time go? I have no idea. What am I doing? I have no idea. Making a mess of my life and my finances in pursuit of my insane dream to become a professional writer. Seriously, what am I doing right now? I should have just gone...Read More

BLOG: All Over The Place

Here we are. Monday, again. Still nothing to show for my efforts but some blog posts. I like to think it’s okay because I’m getting funnier, in spite of my occasional brush with darkness out here in SEA. I applied for another crop of jobs last week. Nothing. It’s all...Read More

BLOG: I Think We Lost The Plot

Thursday. Where did the week go? Oh yes, I know. I spent all day yesterday sucked into Netflix while actively avoiding reality. Nothing like a good true crime docu trio to wake you up to all of the different ways life could go wrong. I’m not really partial to the...Read More

LIST: Top 10 Requirements for Future Dates

Listen up, fam. It’s Passover. That means it’s time to make our annual spiritual exodus from ye olde world of slavery out into the desert to go get buck wild for 40 days and 40 nights worshipping golden toilets ballrooms fake reality tv show presidents idols, all while Moses is...Read More

BLOG: Lady, Interrupted

Thursday. At the coffee shop. One of my barista friends was so happy to see me when I came in. She was like, “OMG you are literally the first normal person to come in here today. All morning it’s been tourists! They just keep getting weirder and weirder. And then...Read More

BLOG: Ye Olde Caste System

Saturday afternoon. I did not get home until about 4am last night. My sleep schedule is officially fucked. I stayed after at my favourite bar with my bartender friend and her auntie. They are from the Philippines, and therefore have some absolutely crazy stories to share. We sat out on...Read More