Aussies – Betsey Horton

BLOG: My Very Own Hype Beast

Posted on June 12, 2026June 12, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. Here we are at the Brunch Spot. I promise I will fix all of these dumb placeholder names in the final version. I don’t have my vintage book of baby names with me, which I use to help me come up with new ones. Yes, I know, I could...Read More

BLOG: Me Want Deep-Fried Oreo Cookie!

Posted on May 7, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. At the coffee shop. I brought in a screenshot of the SCMP article about the crazy Aussie who was here harassing myself and the staff. The staff were all thrilled to see it, but they don’t think the punishment is harsh enough. The guy went to court and had...Read More

BLOG: Chinese Laundry Day

Posted on April 9, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday?! I am losing days left and right over here. What is even happening to me right now? I think it’s called “getting older.” Yesterday I was not feeling well at all. I couldn’t even watch TV. I mostly slept all day long. I’ve been sleeping a lot more since...Read More

LIST: Top 10 Requirements for Future Dates

Posted on April 2, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Listen up, fam. It’s Passover. That means it’s time to make our annual spiritual exodus from ye olde world of slavery out into the desert to go get buck wild for 40 days and 40 nights worshipping golden toilets ballrooms fake reality tv show presidents idols, all while Moses is...Read More

BLOG: MAusGA

Posted on March 23, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Monday. Hungover after an unexpected run-in with some Aussies last night. I ended up getting very wine drunk, which is never a good thing. I have no idea how I got home with my groceries intact. I remember being out at this random bar, then I remember being home, but...Read More

BLOG: That Unraveled Fast

Posted on March 21, 2026March 21, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Saturday afternoon. Good News: Finally got my housing situation sorted out. I don’t have to move until my visa expires in June AND I’m getting a rental discount. Hurrah! This also comes with the very nice bonus of more rooftop chats with my hot neighbor. Now I just have to...Read More

BLOG: Have You Ever Wrangled a Scorpion?

Posted on March 20, 2026March 20, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday afternoon. Very late in the day. Working at the coffee shop. I did not do much writing today. I mainly focused on completing and submitting an application for a summer study program in Ireland. It’s all done and sent off now. Wish me luck! As much as I love...Read More

BLOG: Drinking, Dancing, and Riding

Posted on March 16, 2026March 17, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to All My Relations! Got my invite to the Guinness Happy Hour and I am readyyyyy to partayyyy!! I’ve never actually gotten “Guinness Drunk” before, let alone in a foreign country surrounded by rowdy Irish expats. God help us all. This is a brand new...Read More

BLOG: Unmasked!

Posted on March 15, 2026March 18, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Monday. Spent most of the day yesterday recovering from my ridiculous Saturday night out. I only left my apartment to go to the coffee shop and the market around the corner to pick up ingredients for my “Hangover Drink,” which I invented after discovering the lack of decent Bloody Marys...Read More

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Betsey Horton

Writer Extraordinaire!

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