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BLOG: Get Those Wheels Turning

Posted on October 2, 2026October 2, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. Where did the week go? What a mess. I managed to briefly dig myself out of the epic hole I found myself in, but it can only last for so long. It’s okay, though. I choose to stay positive. As a spiritual person, I choose to believe the universe...Read More

BLOG: The Haunted Island

Posted on September 27, 2026September 27, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Sunday. Here we are, back at my preferred brunch spot. The ladies at the table next to me are being annoying and difficult. You know, the type that look at the menu and say, “Is there anyway I can order the XYZ, but change literally all of the ingredients so...Read More

BLOG: And That’s How I Became A REAL Writer…

Posted on September 10, 2026September 12, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. It is 9/11 today. That means no internet for me today. Speaking as a person who grew up in the DC area, that day was horrible. I do not care to relive it. I do not care to listen to people spew out conspiracy theories about it. I especially...Read More

BLOG: The Weirdness Continues…

Posted on August 25, 2026August 25, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. Recovering from my little adventure out at the Secret Society last night. That place is weird for sure. Let’s just say I’ve definitely discovered the next layer of weirdness lurking underneath the surface up there. Mid-Levels Madness, indeed. Let it be recorded for posterity that I am making a...Read More

BLOG: Procrastination Station

Posted on August 19, 2026September 6, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday. At home. Not feeling the best today. Yesterday was worse, but at least I was able to solve the mystery of this random obsession that has seemingly popped up overnight. You see, being who I am, and having the set of life experiences I’ve had (especially recently), my new...Read More

BLOG: Just on My Way to Pick Up Some Sausage

Posted on July 11, 2026July 11, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Saturday. I am at the bottomless brunch. I am way too fucked up to be here without my sunglasses on. It’s a lot. The Beach Boys is playing on the radio. It’s a whole thing with my dead dad. I can’t even. What did I do last night? Oh my...Read More

BLOG: The Darjeeling Limited

Posted on June 5, 2026June 5, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Fri-yay! I am currently hungover AF, which is a shame because I had big plans for today. In addition to the two interviews and dozens of rejections, I had three follow-ups that I definitely planned to follow up on today. Naturally, I self-sabotaged by getting way too drunk while I...Read More

BLOG: Rooftop Rumble

Posted on May 1, 2026May 2, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Here we are. Saturday morning. Up on my rooftop, which is unusual for me. I had to come here to clean up the mess I made last night, so I decided to stay for a coffee, a smoke, and a blog. Somehow still fully intact after I ran into Hot...Read More

BLOG: Unmasked!

Posted on March 15, 2026March 18, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Monday. Spent most of the day yesterday recovering from my ridiculous Saturday night out. I only left my apartment to go to the coffee shop and the market around the corner to pick up ingredients for my “Hangover Drink,” which I invented after discovering the lack of decent Bloody Marys...Read More

SCRIPT: Betsey vs Antony

Posted on March 12, 2026March 13, 2026 by Betsey Horton

EXT: Old Peak Road - A steep trail surrounded by greenery overlooking Hong Kong. A petite American woman dressed in a purple two-piece yoga set and carrying a backpack with a blue and orange yoga mat sticking out sits down in an empty pavilion beside the trail. She is visibly...Read More

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