Overheard at Bloody Mary’s Bar

One of my favourite things about being a writer is my collection of quotes. I have been collecting them since I was in high school. The following is a collection of quotes taken from my favourite bar, Bloody Mary's. I have mined them from several notebooks I've used over the...Read More

SCRIPT: The Mural On The Wall

Betsey is sitting out on the patio of Bloody Mary's writing in her notebook. Suddenly, a group of men come along and start getting ideas. Andrew: I'm thinking about painting a mural right here. I have a vision in my head. Guys: Tell us, Andrew! You're soooooooo Great. We love...Read More

SCRIPT: The Island of Lost Guys

On today's episode of Island Hunters... BETSEY: Hi! My name is Betsey! I'm a Writer Extraordinaire from Washington D.C. I'm looking to purchase an island in Belize where all of my Lost Guys can live. REAL ESTATE AGENT: What are you looking for in an Island Paradise? BETSEY: When I...Read More

SCRIPT: Shake Ya Tailfeather

Based on the opening scene from the music video for "Shake Ya Tailfeather" by Nelly, Diddy, and Murphy Lee. MONTAGE of exciting scenes of everyday life in Small Town, South Dakota: college students heading to class, people walking up and down Main Street, everyone having lunch at The Cafe, a Vermcat lurking...Read More