April, 2026 | Betsey Horton

BLOG: I’m Cracking the Egg Joke

Posted on April 7, 2026April 7, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday, again. How did I lose an entire week of time? Aside from the fact that it was raining blood and frogs. I feel like the time passes so fast here. It used to pass much slower in Bangkok. Speaking of Bangkok, I checked my web host mail and found...Read More

BLOG: What Kind of Freaky Old School Shit Is This?

Posted on April 6, 2026April 7, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Monday, again. Where did the last week go? I feel like I had a plan and then The Russian just swooped on in out of nowhere and derailed everything. Now I’m sitting here in a haze like… wow, what was that? Who am I? Where am I? What am I...Read More

BLOG: The Philosophy of Sex & Love

Posted on April 5, 2026April 5, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Philo of Sex and Love Sunday morning. Went to the coffee shop to get my coffee to-go so I could come back home to snuggle up in bed and write while watching the rain outside all day. Perfect! I tried doing this yesterday with insta-coffee packets, but they just don’t...Read More

BLOG: I Love Men!

Posted on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday evening. I came to this place because I wanted to sit outside, but they closed it because it was raining. Now I am sitting inside, which is not fun because there is a child in the corner screaming. Another family with children just came in. Vibe killer! Totally not...Read More

BLOG: Call Him Ugly

Posted on April 2, 2026April 3, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. I literally cannot keep a straight face right now. I cannot. I am in public trying to mean mug and be serious and yet… LMFAO! I have this hilarious disco song stuck in my head. They use it as a sound clip on the TikTok. I don’t do TikTok...Read More

LIST: Top 10 Requirements for Future Dates

Posted on April 2, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Listen up, fam. It’s Passover. That means it’s time to make our annual spiritual exodus from ye olde world of slavery out into the desert to go get buck wild for 40 days and 40 nights worshipping golden toilets ballrooms fake reality tv show presidents idols, all while Moses is...Read More

BLOG: Sex and the SEA-ty

Posted on April 1, 2026April 1, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday. April 1st. I have officially been living in Asia for ten months now. Crazy. How am I doing today? Uhh, pretty good, I guess, aside from the ongoing existential crisis I am currently undergoing. At least I have a never-ending rotation of hot international beefcakes going on in my...Read More

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Betsey Horton

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Month: April 2026