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Day: April 7, 2026

BLOG: I’m Cracking the Egg Joke

Posted on April 7, 2026April 7, 2026 by Betsey Horton
Tuesday, again. How did I lose an entire week of time? Aside from the fact that it was raining blood and frogs. I feel like the time passes so fast here. It used to pass much slower in Bangkok. Speaking of Bangkok, I checked my web host mail and found...Read More
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Betsey Horton is an American writer and yoga teacher. She has traveled to 34 US States, 38 Native American Indian Reservations, and 12 countries. She currently lives in Hong Kong SAR. 🇭🇰

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