Hermès - Betsey Horton

BLOG: And We Will Go Stag Hunting No More

Posted on February 14, 2026February 28, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Saturday evening. Here I am at one of the Irish pubs in Bangkok. I won’t tell you the name, but I will tell you that it rhymes with Potato Olés, lol. I was told this is the best one. I was definitely lied to. It’s not that exciting. It’s mostly...Read More

BLOG: The Taser Guy

Posted on February 11, 2026February 28, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Thursday here in Bangkok. I never could have imagined my life would someday look like this. Last night was really quite something. I decided to wander on down to the American Bar, where a new adventure undoubtedly awaited. I was correct, as per usual. I wasn’t sitting in there very...Read More

BLOG: Duplicitous

Posted on February 9, 2026February 28, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. The day after the crazy drinking marathon known as the Super Bowl. What a day it was… After the event ended, I was left alone with my Old Irish Uncle, who insisted upon imparting more of his ancient wisdom upon me. This is how I learned that Hermès has...Read More

BLOG: Enjoy the Show!

Posted on February 5, 2026February 28, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Thursday. Here we are in BKK. I still have not resolved my housing situation in Hong Kong, though not for lack of trying. It’s very stressful. It’s insanity. I don’t know why I’m determined to make it work. It’s… exhausting. I guess I have something to prove to everyone, I...Read More

BLOG: The Headache

Posted on January 31, 2026January 31, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Saturday morning. Here we are at the coffee stand after whatever that experience was last night. It was strange, but it is Thailand. What is the point of being here if you do not go out to a full moon party made up of old expat men and hallucinate from...Read More

SCRIPT: Under Surveillance, Pt. 2

Posted on January 30, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location in Bangkok, Thailand… An Irishman man with dark curly hair sits in front of a computer screen, looking at his watch impatiently. He taps his foot as he waits for the call to connect. He is Mr. Antony. Shortly thereafter, the video opens to another...Read More

BLOG: The Call of the Wild Farang

Posted on January 26, 2026January 26, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Monday. I feel like I never write anymore since I put my latest manuscript together. Hong Kong has me focused on an entirely different beast, which is stability. Naturally, I have made the irresponsible decision to escape this stressful, demanding lifestyle for a week to go to Bangkok. Why? Mostly...Read More

BLOG: Irish Honey Pot

Posted on January 18, 2026January 18, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Sunday, again. What even is the world I am living in right now? I have no idea. Anyway, I’m still drunk after staying out all night partying at the gay club. I think I went to bed at 6am? Woke up at noon, still drunk. No idea how many vodka...Read More

BLOG: Mah Jong in the Sandbox

Posted on December 29, 2025January 31, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. I have completely lost track of the days. Truth be told, I have no idea how I am even functioning right now. I basically just drank for four days straight. To say I feel very low right now would be an understatement. I just want to get my shit...Read More

BLOG: Spy Pigeon

Posted on December 27, 2025January 31, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Sunday. Made is through the holidays intact thanks to my Menorah, endless platters of delicious food (including Chinese HotPot on Christmas, yassssss), the safe space provided by my neighborhood LGBTQIA+ nightclub, a mini holiday shopping spree with the ghosts of father and Irish grandmother, and a fuckton of cheesy holiday...Read More

Betsey Horton

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