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STORY: The Owl

Posted on August 20, 2016November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton
From the first moment I met the Owl, I knew there was an alien life form living inside of his brain. Though he appeared human on the outside, his disguise has never been enough to fool me. I am 100% convinced The Owl is, in fact, an alien from outer...Read More
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Betsey Horton is an American writer and yoga teacher. She has traveled to 34 US States, 38 Native American Indian Reservations, and 12 countries. She currently lives in Hong Kong SAR. 🇭🇰

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