Mad Dog - Betsey Horton

BLOG: Pink Elephants on Parade

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Thursday. Omg. Last night was definitely the drunkest I’ve been since I got to SEA. No bueno. It’s because I was hanging out with my Irish relatives. It is what it is. I am still drunk, I think? I don’t remember how I got home. I got lost at the...Read More

BLOG: Boredom Hour

Posted on August 6, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday afternoon. Finally left the house to get some errands done. Stopped by my favourite little American dive bar on the way back to see if anyone interesting is here. There is no one here. Instead the song playing on the radio was called “Don’t Pull Out.” It felt like...Read More

BLOG: Shoulder Angel, Shoulder Devil

Posted on August 3, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Monday morning. Bright and early. Sitting out in the park with my coffee. Watching the neighborhood wake up and come to life. Listening to the birds sing. So peaceful and beautiful. Yesterday I learned a very fun aspect of Thai culture, which is “Save power by sitting in the dark...Read More

BLOG: South Dakota?!

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Thursday morning. I’ve officially been in Thailand for a month. I am moving into my new place tomorrow for a second month. I still have no idea what I’m doing. It’s fine! Last night was pretty crazy. I couldn’t handle the rooftop vibe so I decided to venture out in...Read More

BLOG: “I’m Extending My Stay”

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Monday afternoon. Here I am. They say Thailand is “The Land of Smiles,” but the tagline should really be “I’m extending my stay.” There is just no way I am getting on a plane to India after what happened last night. It’s just a big Nope for me. Nope. Just…...Read More

BLOG: Homesick

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday morning. Cloudy again. It’s been cloudy every day I’ve been here in Thailand. Not the best time of year to come unless you enjoy rain. I don’t particularly mind staring out the window with my notebook and coffee in front of me, so it works for me. How is...Read More

SCRIPT: Mad Dog’s Associations

Posted on February 25, 2018November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

INT: BLOODY MARY'S BAR - DAY Mad Dog is sitting at the end of the bar having a drink when Sam comes over to wash the dishes. Mad Dog: So... about that Super Bowl Party... Sam: Oh sorry, Pup, but you're not allowed to come anymore. Mad Dog: Why not?...Read More

SCRIPT: Mad Dogz Titty Tourz

Posted on May 24, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

EXT. Bourbon Street, New Orleans -- Afternoon Two frat boys are standing on the corner drinking hurricanes. FRAT BOY 1: Bro, this is totally lame. We've hit every bar on this street and it's only four o'clock. I wish we knew where we could find a strip club. FRAT BOY...Read More

SCRIPT: The Untimely Death of Betsey Horton, Writer Extraordinaire

Posted on February 24, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Betsey is sitting at the bar with Mad Dog when they get into an argument. Betsey is annoyed so she gets up and decides to move over to the opposite end of the bar where The Line of Death usually sits. Betsey: Oh, woe is me! I really am an...Read More

STORY: The Legend of Chico

Posted on November 20, 2016November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton

One not-so-ordinary day, I was sitting at Bloody Mary's Bar talking to Mad Dog when suddenly, he mentioned a character by the name of Chico. "Wait, wait," I said, lifting my hand to interrupt him. "Stop right there. Who the hell is Chico?" Mad Dog looked at me with one...Read More

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Betsey Horton

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