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Day: April 6, 2026

BLOG: What Kind of Freaky Old School Shit Is This?

Posted on April 6, 2026April 7, 2026 by Betsey Horton
Monday, again. Where did the last week go? I feel like I had a plan and then The Russian just swooped on in out of nowhere and derailed everything. Now I’m sitting here in a haze like… wow, what was that? Who am I? Where am I? What am I...Read More
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Betsey Horton is an American writer and yoga teacher. She has traveled to 34 US States, 38 Native American Indian Reservations, and 12 countries. She currently lives in Hong Kong SAR. 🇭🇰

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