Friday night. Sitting at the pot shop. I could go over to the American Bar, but…
I prefer the calm here for now. It’s not busy. Just me and the budtender and some rap music. Good enough for me.
She enjoyed my story about the discovery I made about the Hot Beef Stew. I did too. Ghosting can be scary, but sometimes all you need is to see the same situation from the light of day. Then it’s not so bad anymore.
It’s not so bad!
What have I done with the information I’ve recently acquired? Absolutely fucking nothing. Nothing except listen to Pimp Juice by Nelly 50x in a row. I don’t think you realize how much this discovery has boosted my self-esteem. Like, literally, what else is there to do except shrug my shoulders and smile in gratitude at my good fortune? We earned it, we deserve it. We trained for many years just to reach this moment. And it paid off.
It did. It really did. I was honestly not expecting that, which definitely works in his favor. I’m too shocked to do anything except sit here and say, “Oh, right, yeah, that all makes total sense now in hindsight. Maybe next time, don’t drink so many vodka sodas at the club.”
Right. Got it.
Honestly I really wasn’t expecting for anything to surface at all. So I would say that I am more in a state of shock right now than anything else. Also, I have this other very important issue tugging at the back of my mind, so this is really just a nice bonus.
Yeah, I mean, really my main take away right now is that I feel much better about myself than I did before this experience. Like in my heart, I want to be angry at him. But then I saw those pictures and I was like… I can’t do it anymore. Just give him a 5-star review and thank him for the once-in-a-lifetime personal life coaching experience. I feel stronger, more confident, and ready to use my talents to take the world by storm. Thanks again.
Hahahahaha, everything is going to be okay.
Okay, that’s enough for now. Time to go do something else now. Like maybe try not to think too much more about whatever the fuck that even was…