yoga - Betsey Horton

BLOG: Post Near-Death Experience

Posted on September 9, 2025September 9, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday night. Sitting at the rice paddy club having a glass of wine and waiting for my BBQ chicken pizza to arrive. I just had to get out of the shala after the shitstorm that was the last 36 hours. Red fucking Fire ants begone. The waiter asked me if...Read More

BLOG: Jungle Boogie

Posted on September 9, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday evening. Just got back from a double trip to the medical clinic and laundry facility. Why? Because I literally got attacked by red fire ants today. Seriously. This is so real. I went out for my cigarette this morning and had to stand in a different place due to...Read More

BLOG: Insta-Creep Gone Wrong

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday morning. Rain, rain, rain all day, rain all night. I am the Dragon. The Dragon brings the rain. Here is the rain. Here I am. Taking space from the group. It’s like… now that I’ve seen most of them for who they really are, I don’t even want to...Read More

BLOG: I am Free

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Monday night. Wow, what a day. So crazy. Somehow ready to go back to the shala tomorrow for more in spite of the accident today. Everything turned out okay in the end. The student came back from the ER feeling a bit sore but without any permanent, lasting damage. All...Read More

BLOG: Flying Dragon Yoga Barbie

Posted on September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Monday afternoon. What a day! We started off strong and then tapered off at the end. Allow me to explain… I did not have another nightmare last night, so I woke up ready to fly. I came straight out my cave, turned and looked at the imaginary figure of Andrew...Read More

BLOG: I am the Queen

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Sunday night. Currently chillin in Ubud after a terrible day. I just had to get out of the shala and away from everyone. I definitely plan to wake up tomorrow morning bright and early and just try again with the Aerial. I don’t know what else I’m going to do....Read More

BLOG: No, You Can Get Over It

Posted on September 7, 2025September 7, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Later that day… Returned to class for Aerial Restorative Yoga. That was the vibe I needed today. 100%. I’m already full of fire and intense energy. We need to bring it down. I didn’t appreciate the teacher though. She was like, “You just have to push through your emotions.” And...Read More

BLOG: Actually, I Cannot Fly

Posted on September 6, 2025September 6, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Later that morning… Currently sitting by the pool in Cozy Blanket Ghost mode. I walked out of the Aerial class earlier and just didn’t go back after breakfast. Typical me. I finally get a little bit of lift off and then I just end up crash landing again. Fucking dumpster...Read More

BLOG: Another Night, Another Nightmare

Posted on September 6, 2025September 6, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Sunday. Just woke up from yet another nightmare about Verm. God I hate that town. I wish I could just watch it burn to the ground. I visualize doing that all the time. People really underestimate how much I actually hate it there. They think I’m joking but I’m it’s...Read More

BLOG: You Can Fly!

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Betsey Horton

*TRIGGER WARNING: This post contains descriptions of assault and domestic violence* Saturday afternoon. Two weeks and three exams down, one week and three exams to go. We started Aerial Yoga today. It’s pretty intense. I’ve never done it before so the first two rounds were hard on me. The silks...Read More

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Betsey Horton

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