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SCRIPT: That Awkward Moment…

Posted on July 21, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton
Betsey is standing onstage in front of a huge audience, ranting about what a bunch of bullshit it is that she got kicked out of the bar again. Betsey: And then I told the Owner he could suck my dick! Suddenly, the audience gasps. They give her a look like...Read More
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STORY: Sam’s Little Sister

Posted on January 6, 2017November 11, 2025 by Betsey Horton
Sam's Mom arrives at Coyote University to help her daughter Vicky move into her freshman dorm. Vicky, who was hoping to go to college somewhere much further away from her family members, is not exactly thrilled at the prospect of once again spending the next four years of her life...Read More
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Betsey Horton is an American writer and yoga teacher. She has traveled to 34 US States, 38 Native American Indian Reservations, and 12 countries. She currently lives in Hong Kong SAR. 🇭🇰

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