Blog - Betsey Horton

BLOG: Luck of the Irish

Posted on October 28, 2025October 28, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday morning. At the coffee stand. Thinking about how badly I just fucked up this week. I stepped into some pretty deep shit over there, didn’t I? Oops. Now I am sitting here processing what has just happened, which seems to get worse as time goes on. What did I...Read More

BLOG: Morning After

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday morning. Sitting on the rooftop watching the sun rise. Here I am. I have officially survived the British Invasion. It’s all over now. We are never dating white boys again. No more falling for handsome guys with charming accents at the bar. That part is over now. Now what?...Read More

BLOG: Come and Get Your Love

Posted on October 28, 2025November 19, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday night, or should I say Wednesday morning. Am I fucked up right now? Yes. Did I complete my investigation into Irish Guy successfully? Also yes. So, loyal readers of this blog are already aware I attract a certain type of men. So you already know how this story ends,...Read More

BLOG: James Bond?

Posted on October 28, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday afternoon. Still sitting here processing last night. Wow, what was that? Okay, this guy apparently cares about his “privacy,” and I’m here to tell you he just fucked up big time. No. You don’t get that with me unless you earn it. You can’t be in a bar paying...Read More

BLOG: Men Ain’t Shit!

Posted on October 28, 2025October 28, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday morning. At the coffee stand. Chatting with the lady who lived up on the Peak in Hong Kong. Love her comforting housekeeper energy today. It’s like coming home to sit at the kitchen counter with her and she’s listening to me cry about my day while she makes a...Read More

BLOG: Mark Antony

Posted on October 27, 2025October 28, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Okay. What in the literal Star Wars Padme Amidala Decoy Shit was THAT?! The twist no one saw coming. Wow. Okay. Um so this just happened. Need some time to process. Okay so I went to the bar. As per usual. There the bartender was ready to spill all the...Read More

BLOG: Getting Buffalo’d

Posted on October 26, 2025October 27, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Monday. Here we are back at the coffee stand, which was closed all weekend because the Queen Mother died. Now we are back and I am the only person here who isn't wearing black, for once. Super awkward. Most of the Thai people I see walking by are wearing black....Read More

BLOG: Wut

Posted on October 26, 2025October 27, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Sunday morning. Oh my god. I just had the most ridiculous night ever. I went to the American Bar thinking I was going to meet up with one Brit, and then I walked in and British Guy was sitting right there. Whoops! At first, he was very irritated by my...Read More

BLOG: Oops!!!!!

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Saturday evening. Currently sitting at the American Bar. I was supposed to meet the guy from earlier, but instead I showed up here and the British Guy was sitting at the bar! Whoops! Wrong English Guy! The way he looked at me… ehhhh. He looked just withered. Like, “Oh no,...Read More

BLOG: At the Party

Posted on October 25, 2025October 25, 2025 by Betsey Horton

Saturday morning here in the old land of Siam. The Queen Mother has just died, so everyone’s usual routine has been thrown off today. For example, my usual coffee stand is closed, so I had to walk up the street to another one because I still refuse to give Starbucks...Read More

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Betsey Horton

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