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Day: April 1, 2026

BLOG: Sex and the SEA-ty

Posted on April 1, 2026April 1, 2026 by Betsey Horton
Wednesday. April 1st. I have officially been living in Asia for ten months now. Crazy. How am I doing today? Uhh, pretty good, I guess, aside from the ongoing existential crisis I am currently undergoing. At least I have a never-ending rotation of hot international beefcakes going on in my...Read More
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Betsey Horton is an American writer and yoga teacher. She has traveled to 34 US States, 38 Native American Indian Reservations, and 12 countries. She currently lives in Hong Kong SAR. 🇭🇰

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