Based on the opening scene from the music video for “Shake Ya Tailfeather” by Nelly, Diddy, and Murphy Lee.

MONTAGE of exciting scenes of everyday life in Small Town, South Dakota: college students heading to class, people walking up and down Main Street, everyone having lunch at The Cafe, a Vermcat lurking behind a dumpster.

BETSEY is sitting at BLOODY MARY’S BAR with her two best friends, ANNIE and KATE. ANDREW is the bartender on duty.

ANDREW: Hi there, ladies. Can I get you something to drink?

ANNIE: I’ll have a Bud Light with olives and tomato juice, please.
ANDREW: And you are?

ANNIE: I’m Annie. I’m from South Dakota. We met during college.

ANDREW: And you?

KATE: I’m Kate. We met in high school. I’d like a glass of white wine.

ANDREW: And your usual, Betsey?

BETSEY: Si, muchas gracias.

KATE: I didn’t know you spoke Spanish, Betsey.

BETSEY: I speak many languages, Playgirl. Ha ha ha! It’d surprise you.

The three ladies sit together talking, laughing, and drinking at the bar. They watch all the men walk by, checking each one out carefully as they go.

BETSEY: Now, I like the type of young man that has a real pretty face. Kinda like… that right there.

A handsome suit walks by and winks at BETSEY.

BETSEY: Yeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

KATE: See, me, myself, I like legs… arms, glutes, abs. You know, chocolate-covered. Kinda like that right there.

A butter-faced beefcake walks by and winks at KATE.

KATE: Crazy!

BETSEY: Annie, what kinda guy do you like?

ANNIE: I like… [She holds her hands up a foot apart]

A sexy black guy walks by and winks at ANNIE.

ANNIE: DAAAAAAMN! [She gets up and chases after him]

“Shake Ya Tailfeather” comes on the radio and everyone starts dancing.

The End!