the Island of Lost Guys | Betsey Horton

BLOG: The Philosophy of Sex & Love

Posted on April 5, 2026April 5, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Philo of Sex and Love Sunday morning. Went to the coffee shop to get my coffee to-go so I could come back home to snuggle up in bed and write while watching the rain outside all day. Perfect! I tried doing this yesterday with insta-coffee packets, but they just don’t...Read More

BLOG: I Love Men!

Posted on April 3, 2026April 3, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday evening. I came to this place because I wanted to sit outside, but they closed it because it was raining. Now I am sitting inside, which is not fun because there is a child in the corner screaming. Another family with children just came in. Vibe killer! Totally not...Read More

BLOG: Call Him Ugly

Posted on April 2, 2026April 3, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Friday. I literally cannot keep a straight face right now. I cannot. I am in public trying to mean mug and be serious and yet… LMFAO! I have this hilarious disco song stuck in my head. They use it as a sound clip on the TikTok. I don’t do TikTok...Read More

LIST: Top 10 Requirements for Future Dates

Posted on April 2, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Listen up, fam. It’s Passover. That means it’s time to make our annual spiritual exodus from ye olde world of slavery out into the desert to go get buck wild for 40 days and 40 nights worshipping golden toilets ballrooms fake reality tv show presidents idols, all while Moses is...Read More

BLOG: Sex and the SEA-ty

Posted on April 1, 2026April 1, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Wednesday. April 1st. I have officially been living in Asia for ten months now. Crazy. How am I doing today? Uhh, pretty good, I guess, aside from the ongoing existential crisis I am currently undergoing. At least I have a never-ending rotation of hot international beefcakes going on in my...Read More

BLOG: Oh You Fancy, Huh?

Posted on March 31, 2026April 1, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. At the Cantina enjoying the Taco Tuesday Specials. I know, you’re all dying to know what happened with the Russian Guy. Did I let my curiosity get the better of me? Did I go for the erotic spy thriller after all? Um, yeah, obviously! Duh, it’s me! You know...Read More

BLOG: Sleeping with the Enemy

Posted on March 30, 2026April 4, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Today is Monday. Today I accepted my offer to attend summer school in Galway, because I was on a deadline and had to choose fast. Am I still a little unsure? Yeah, but really, like, no. My heart says yes. My brain says yes. My bank account says… “Hey gurl,...Read More

BLOG: Drinking, Dancing, and Riding

Posted on March 16, 2026March 17, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Tuesday. Happy St. Patrick’s Day to All My Relations! Got my invite to the Guinness Happy Hour and I am readyyyyy to partayyyy!! I’ve never actually gotten “Guinness Drunk” before, let alone in a foreign country surrounded by rowdy Irish expats. God help us all. This is a brand new...Read More

LIST: 5 RomComs Based on My Love Life

Posted on December 25, 2025January 17, 2026 by Betsey Horton

A year and a half ago, I set out on a worldwide adventure to find new inspiration for my writing. Here are the results of my search: 1. Yoga Shalala: An American yoga teacher is seduced by a handsome young Indian man in her yoga class. Can their love overcome...Read More

BLOG: Taco Tuesday & Irish Romance

Posted on December 23, 2025January 31, 2026 by Betsey Horton

Taco Tuesday. Nothing too interesting to report today. Found a spot to celebrate Taco Tuesday, the national holiday of everywhere in the world, apparently. I will do anything not to celebrate Christmas, lol. They originally sat me with my back facing the escalator, but I asked to move so I...Read More

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Betsey Horton

Writer Extraordinaire!

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