Tuesday evening.

Currently parked at the Star Wars Cantina. Tonight my tactic was not to speak to anyone at all, but rather to sit still, look pretty, and pretend to be super bored with whatever I’m working on here on my iPad.

All I have to say is… I literally could have read this exact same discussion on Reddit today.

What a fucking snoozefest.

Just more rich white male bullshit. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah fucking blah. Literally, like, how are any of these idiots actually in charge of anything? Unbelievable.

Same shit, different day.

I am left here wondering… what are the stories of the women here today? What are the stories of all the LGBTQIA+? I am far more interested in their voices, their stories, their perspectives. Tell us something new already. We are already so bored with this same old, same old story.

This shit is bananas!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

I said this shit is BANANAS!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

More like weakass, floppy ass bananas that can’t keep it up!

Ayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee!