Wednesday afternoon.

Sitting in my apartment with my Mexican rice bowl, trying to make a decision about where to go next. I’m watching My Oxford Year on Netflix. My candle is definitely burning from both ends, lol. Both my English and my Irish ends, lol!

Oh my god, I love watching movies about young, bright-eyed students being taught how to seize the day in poetry class. I remember this moment from university well. Now, here I am, living in Bangkok, seizing the day and eating as much cake as I can get. Unfortunately, this most slice appears to be laced with arsenic. Alas.

I remember when my father took me and my older sister and brother to Oxford and London. It’s fun to see Oxford again. I loved being there. What a nice little memory in a sea of ridiculous moments. That was the beginning of my fixation with the men of the British and Irish Isles. Now that obsession is no more.

I guess the plot twist in this movie is that the hot professor has daddy issues. Wow. What a shocking twist. I never saw that one coming.

Look at the way the media lies to women about British men! Look at this ridiculous bullshit! These are all lies.

Don’t go to the Pub, Ana. Don’t do it! You don’t even know what’s lurking in there waiting for you. I myself have had quite enough of the supposedly eligible bachelors at the pub. Turns out they’re not so eligible after all.

Nothing like living deliberately, lol.

This movie is pretty dumb, honestly. Just a bit of casual afternoon fluff. Something to watch while wrapped in a blanket and eating comfort food. My biggest issue is that the main actress isn’t very believable in this role. She doesn’t look or talk like a normal person. She’s too ethereal and sultry. It’s weird. Maybe she has had too much plastic surgery or something. It’s very off-putting.

This movie is so dumb, honestly. I’m just very cynical now. Oh see? There it is! One minute he’s banging her in the car, the next minute he’s saying he’s just having fun. Oh, and there’s the secret wife, lol. Shock and surprise.

Yeah, the big reveal just happened, and it’s so dumb. That was even dumber than I thought it was gonna be.

Well, we’ve certainly learned how to seize the day thanks to both the British and Irish Guys. Thank you for that lesson. Our time has certainly come.

Off now to finish this dumb movie. Then going to take a nap. Then I’m not going to the bar because I can’t live my life this way anymore.

Ugh.