Monday. Long weekend. Very busy. Met a group of people on the rooftop and spent the weekend adventuring out to various places. Needless to say, I am very tired now.

Where do I start? Oh, I know. How about I talk about this scary experience where I was almost robbed at a nightclub? Yes, that’s right. I was being followed by two women and a guy. I was dumb and went off by myself away from my group. Don’t do that. Luckily I figured out what was happening because I’m very observant of the environment around me. So I jumped into the first TukTuk I saw and sped back to my hotel as fast as possible.

So that wasn’t fun. Scary experience. Definitely learned an important lesson on that one. So fun being out in the world and being so naive. How fun it is to recount these stories about close calls with being robbed and trafficked. Yay!

So much better than Bloody Mary’s, haha.

Well, now I’m even more obsessed with my Dubai story than I was before. I understand what’s happening now! But wait, there’s so much more. Why is the story going in this strange direction? Hmm, let’s find out. I guess I’ll just keep writing it and see where it goes.

I guess the only question we have now is: will there be an evil twin brother plot? Lol!

Not really sure what else to say right now. Just processing how dumb I am on multiple levels. Guess I can check “take a wild TukTuk ride through Bangkok” off my bucket list? I still have “Satisfaction” by Benny Benassi stuck in my head because they played it at every bar and nightclub I went to this weekend? I am trying not to freak out because of the fact that this is the second time I’ve been followed by women on behalf of a sketchy man with ill intentions? Scary.

Now you know why I choose to stay in comfortable, secure locations with everything I need close by. The End!

So that’s a lot. That’s a lot!

Well, I can’t live my life in fear. Onto the next one. I chose this path. I knew the risks. Here they are. They are, in fact, real, and I cannot be sooooooo dumb anymore.

So dumb, so dumb, so dumb!

Okay I need to go do some yoga now so I can make peace with the fact that I am so ridiculously dumb. Ta ta!