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Friday night. Sitting here looking out over the rooftops of Bangkok, proud of my accomplishments. I did it. I am officially an empowered woman, or something.

Dare I say it? Perhaps even… a lioness?

Hahaha!

Funny.

Anyway, there’s drama on the rooftop because I hooked up with a guy last night. It’s also funny. I’m just like… yup… that’s what I do best. Pick up random guys at the bar and show them the time of their lives. It is what it is.

I actually missed the joke at first because I was too focused on getting my smoke. Ze German from the other night called me out when I came out on the rooftop. He was like, “Hola, como estas?” I just said, “Hello, how are you?” in English and went to sit down in the corner alone to smoke. He just looked at me like, “WTF?” It wasn’t until about five minutes later that I realized what he did there.

lol, I guess someone has been spreading my business across the rooftop. Oh wait, that’s right, it was me. I shouted it from the rooftops, “I got laid in Thailand and it was amazing!” Now everyone knows. They’re all mad it wasn’t them. Now they know I like beefcakes. I expect them to be lining up to be rejected sometime later this weekend.

Anyway, so that’s my life today, lol…

Followed up my exciting evening with a smoothie and a shopping trip to the wholesale market. Got some new yoga clothes and a new ceremony outfit. The materials are much lighter weight, so I will be more comfortable doing yoga in them. Also got some new sandals because, you always need more of those here. For my ceremony outfit, I chose a flowy white jumpsuit with a sparkly gold belt. As for the sandals, I got sparkly gold and the knockoff Hermes in white.

I need to stop buying clothes or I will be homeless, lol. I had to replace my old clothes that are uncomfortable to wear in SEA. Truly it’s pennies on the dollar, but still.

Time to go be responsible and mature at the yoga shala in India for a month after acting like an absolute fool in Thailand. It’s okay. It was worth it. I had a good time here. Hashtag, digital nomad life. Whatever that means.

Whatever that means…

Definitely ready to jet set back off to India now. Hopefully my ex will not show up and make trouble. I guess we’ll find out. Hopefully I can just focus on my teacher training at the yoga shala without him causing problems this time.

Dream world.

Still worried about what comes after. I know I shouldn’t worry, but I do.

Anyway, must be off now. My iPad battery is running low and I still need to get dinner. So many choices, so little time. I think tonight I’ll choose.l. Mexican. 🙂 🙂 🙂

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