After some time, my curiosity finally got the better of me. I decided to take control of my life and use my internet skillz to track down my troll. *sings* Cuz I’ve got friends in lowly places (like reddit) who do all my dirty work for meeeee, yeah I got friendsssss, yeah! In lowly placessssss, yeah!

As suspected, it’s just some idiot in Verm. Of course it is. Who else would it be?

“Oh Scar, it’s just you. We were afraid it was somebody important.”

The worst part? They’re still using AT&T. Judgment central!

Wow. Just wow.

Well, that explains why their dumb revenge plot is so half-baked and ill-conceived. Definitely someone connected to Bloody Mary’s. Someone who has barely been on my radar this entire time. Clearly, they are DESPERATE for my attention. Just desperate. Lol, and here I really thought it was Andrew himself. No, Andrew also hires other people to do his dirty work for him. Like this guy.

Okay, well mystery solved. Now I know for a fact I don’t have to worry about you at all. Hahaha, that’s so sad and funny. How pathetic. Good luck ruining my life from the middle of bumfuck nowhere! You might actually have to leave the bar for once to achieve that particular goal. I know, it’s hard, but if you really, really believe in your dreams with all of your heart and mind and soul, maybe, just maybe, someday they might come true!

Hashtag: Delusional! Hashtag: Deranged! Hashtag: Unhinged!

I can’t believe I actually used to take these people seriously. What a fucking JOKE! Lol! Thank you for the laugh. I really needed that today. So grateful every single day I no longer live in that miserable shithole. Ugh. Gross.

Come to Thailand, man. It’s the Land of Smiles. One happy ending and you’ll never need to internet troll ever again. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Have a nice day!!!!