Monday evening. I’ve had some dranks, which I have not been doing so much of here in Thailand. But today was a day and I’m going through some shit, so I decided to purchase not one, but two large Thai beers from the vending machine downstairs.
Now I’m sitting here watching Too Much while eating my leftover Mexican food and like… ugh. I have some good things to say about Too Much. Episode 5 was definitely a turning point for me. I love the writing. This feels very close to what I want to write but have not seen represented in media before. Need more time to process, and probably a rewatch.
Anyway, right now I’m caught up in my thoughts. So many thoughts. But you know what’s funny? I only have one thought after drinking two of these double Thai beers and eating California-grade guacamole.
Hey, wait, wouldn’t it be funny if we played a game right now? Let’s play… Take a Guess why Betsey is Mad. You get to spin the wheel and your options are:
- Men in general
- “What the fuck?” in regards to generally everything.
- Why are people so stupid?
- I want to punch a Nazi in the face.
Spin the wheel! What did you get? If you guessed “Punch a Nazi in the face,” you guessed right.
Allow me to explain.
So we have already previously established the presence of Ze German in posts. So you can go back and read those if you need to. Otherwise, if you’re still reading this blog right now, you probably already know about my beef with this guy. It’s not that he’s Ze German, whatever the fuck that term even means, because we all know the modern German state didn’t even exist in its current form until fairly recently. It’s that he was ranting about his right to free speech being infringed upon by the basic fact that LGBTQIA+ people, or as he calls them, “Alphabet Soup People,” actually legitimately exist, and have always existed.
So I’m just like venting right now, right? Because I hate myself and I feel like a stupid person that just gets steamrolled over all the time, and whenever I stand up and say anything, I get called crazy, and I’ve just had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.
So let me just say… he better hope that he doesn’t run into me later tonight after I’ve had two more of these drinks, because I will destroy him with words. I will. I will corner in the fucking elevator alone and get right up in stupid fucking face and give this dumbass racist hateful as motherfucker the fucking speech from Thunderheart.
“Sometimes they have to kill us. They have to kill us, because they can’t break our spirit.
“We choose the right to be who we are. We know the difference between the reality of freedom and the illusion of freedom. There is a way to live with the earth and a way not to live with the earth. We choose the way of earth. It’s about power, Ray.”
Ugh, all the things in my head, and all I want to do right now is just clock this fucker right in the face, Indiana Jones style! Apparently, I’m the only one who has been on the internet nonstop since 2002 who wasn’t brainwashed, so yeah, I need to stop fawning and being polite in the fucking elevator and pretending nothing in wrong and just give this motherfucker the fucking Thunderheart speech.
Fuck this Nazi shit. I’m so over this. What is even happening in this world right now? Bullshit. It’s fucking bullshit!
Bitch, you best not run up on me, cuz I’m about to get REAL ghetto on yo’ dumb bitchass in a way you ain’t never seen over in the old world. Straight facts.
Pissed.
Mad as hell.
Vive la Résistance!