Monday morning, later in the day…

I have gone through my monthly financials and I have some bad news: I can no longer afford my extravagant lifestyle. I never really could. That being said, I did actually get robbed multiple times between Indonesia and Malaysia on various occasions. So many “extra” expenses that make up for the price difference.

In addition, I have discovered some of my assets from my cash bank are missing. They didn’t take everything, but they did take my Qatari Riyals and that very much annoys me. All they left me with was the Hong Kong Dollars, which is interesting, actually.

Whoever they are, they must be heading west on the Silk Road caravan. Hope you use that money to start a better life and make better choices, like not robbing random people on the road of their emergency assets.

It is what it is.

Anyway, yes, my situation is somewhat dire. It is not impossible, but yes, I do need to find work and start making money now. Enough with the luxe and extravagance. Well, I think the only one I will keep is the high rent cost. It’s worth it to me to have a safe place to stay while I go through all of this hardship alone in a foreign country.

And here I am worried about some dumb guy. Not just one dumb guy, two dumb guys. Okay, yeah, watching that boxing match was fun and it was so glam to wear a backless evening gown for no absolutely reason at all other than Hollywood Glam Night, but I’m over it now. I have work to do. What that work is… I still don’t know, lol. I just know it has to be done, lol.

Mindset is important, so here I am, getting my mind set. I am free of distractions, like men. All of them are dumb. I am over it. The end.

What am I doing?

I don’t know.

I am sitting on the rooftop, I am listening to the sounds of the world around me, people going about their day, the sound of street traffic, the buzzing of construction.

I am here because I am writing a book. Theoretically.

What is this book about?

This book is about how I turned my ridiculous life into an award-winning story about a young woman’s hilarious misadventures in travel, career, and finding love in the plastic-filled waters of SEA.

lol

Okay, that’s the spirit.

They keep asking me to write about South Dakota and I’m just so over it.mit was very traumatic for me. I think the craziness of my adventures in SEA are far more interesting. We’ve got a failed career launch, two new boyfriends, and a little too much baggage. All the ingredients for a romcom are there.

I would watch that on Netflix. Emily in Paris, meet SEA. It’s a whole different experience.

You know what? I’m not even gonna sweat it with the British Guy. I bet you HKD$10 he’s back in my DMs next week. I am not worried about this at all. What I am worried about is making more $HKDs.

I am still bitter about Hong Kong. This dragon sees a challenge and wants to answer to it. I need a better plan that some fraudulent immigration scheme disguised as an education program. I’m ready to get back up on that trolley and take that ride up that bigass hill. Let’s Goa!

For now the only place I am going is back to my apartment to eat lunch. I guess then I’ll just stare at an empty notebook and/or wall for awhile until something interesting happens.

Have a nice day!