ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO IS READING RIGHT NOW AND HAS BEEN READING FOREVERRRR!

At long last, your beloved author has FINALLY been believed when telling everyone in the world about her true, real life, lived experiences! That’s right! We are *EXTREMELY* pleased to report the man known as “The Holidate” has been fired from his job! He can no longer freely take advantage of any random woman walking through the doors!

We have no details currently. We are just here to report that after a decade of being harassed, both online and in real life, as well as being banned from several establishments for speaking up and using our voice to report creepy men who assault women, SOMEONE FINALLY BELIEVED US! Nobody else is getting grabbed by the pussy today! At least, not by that guy.

WE DID IT, JOE! WE DONE WEINSTEINED A MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA TODAYYYYY! YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS, BITCH! Finally, we have stopped a predator from preying on innocent, young lives! As it should be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WERE FINALLY BELIEVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You hear me, world?!

Nobody should EVER have to keep a secret for someone else or feel like they shouldn’t be believed!

We did, fam! He’s gone!

To his (hopefully EX) wife: I sincerely hope you are free of this scum and living your best life on the beach. You deserve better. I deserve better. These young women deserve better. We ALL deserve better!

And women in general all lived happily ever thanks to feminism and none of us ever had to live in a world where we were enslaved to these gross scumbags ever again.

THE END!